I get the love and the loyalty but the hair and the poop and the barking!
He barks at 6am ghost in the field behind our house. He barks at every.single.thing. that walks, rides, drives by our house. Front and back, he don't care that we yell at him.
He greets you like he hasn't seen you in months, though it's been 30 minutes.
He jumps on you, he doesn't care if you have scolding hot coffee in your hand or a fresh bowl of cereal.
He'll open the back gate and chase you down if you decide to go for a walk without him.
After he eats he licks his lips forever, I am talking FOREVER! No really, it's a cute quirk of his, REALLY!
He'll most likely get muddy paws and jump on your newly watched comforter.
Sometimes he whines at the door like he's going to explode if you don't let him out, so you let him out only to have him do a circle and run back in. All this when he can unlock and open the sliding glass door himself.
If you leave any food on the counter, you bet he'll get it and swallow it whole. This includes paper towels that have any spec of food on them.
Whenever you use the printer he will freak out and start barking at it, no matter how many times you print something.
He won't chew your shoes but girls, watch your bras.
If you have a cat, he'll gladly herd the cat and eat their face.
Got wasps? He'll take care of those for you too. Even if he gets stung, he can't help but snap at them until he kills it.
Don't bother trying to close his doggie door because he'll chew through it.
Treats, he'll do anything for treats.
So if you are looking for a really cute, smart but stupid, obnoxious dog, he's yours.
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